When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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