we have officially lost it.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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