yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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