whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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