I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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