i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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