we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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