Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
How's work?
Spinning.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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