no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
