i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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