Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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