I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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