you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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