Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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