i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
