Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish you could order shots online.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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