why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
either way he was missing a nipple.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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