You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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