I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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