fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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