You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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