Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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