My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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