It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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