If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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