he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Damn victory sex feels great
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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