u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Just pee around me
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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