everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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