What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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