we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
