Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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