I'm really into asian looking animals
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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