one two three fourrrrnication!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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