Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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