I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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