driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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