I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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