Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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