I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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