How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Life is so much better after having sex.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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