He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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