they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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