he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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