To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
