google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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