Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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