it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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