Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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