I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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