3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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