im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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