Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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