Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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