Dual....:-)
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
