i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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